So recently I figured out I might not be happy being an English teacher
. I don’t think I’d be cut out to teach little kids all day, and I really don’t want to put in the work to be a professor. I mean, that would be another 6-8 years! Those are years I could be spending raiding and making sexy phone calls.
So I’m officially leaning towards becoming a mortician! I would have to go to school for another 2 or so years, and then become an apprentace but.. it sounds pretty fun. And it opens some interesting new doors for my sexual kinks. I’ve never actually been into necrophilia, and to be honest I’ve never actually thought about it. But I did some reaserch and apparently a lot of guys are into fucking chicks who are either asleep or passed out. And honestly I think it would be fun the other way for me. I would love to just take advantage of a guy who is just completely passed out and helpless to my every whim. I would come in to work at the mortuary, and he would be lying on the embalming table, completely still like a corpse. I could just peel back the sheet and make sure he’s dead, and then throw the sheet on the ground. I would climb on top and make sure the rigor mortis has reached all the way down to his penis, and then slowly lower myself down onto it. I would ride it as long as I wanted, until I came all over the dead cock, and then when I was finished, I would just finish embalming and dressing the body for burial. I would get to sit through the service knowing my cum and juices were all over the corpse’s dick.
Or if I were driving the body in the coffin to the gravesite, I could stop along a deserted road and open the coffin. I would unzip the corpse’s pants, and pull out the flaccid penis. I would lick it up and down and make sure its nice and wet for me, and then hike up my nice black skirt. I’d slowly slip it inside me, making sure I got all of it in there since it was still soft. Just writing this is making me get all hot and bothered. Now I can’t wait to be done with school lol!
I would absolutely love to talk about this dirty, kinky, cheap phone sex with you. I’m also open to different suggestions for other taboo kinks.









